what’s in the boxxx?!?

(12 Bottles x monthly / bimonthly / quarterly ) + Other Stuff

Each box contains a balanced mix of wines, and you’ll always receive a total of twelve bottles. We’ll send you two bottles each of six different white, red, sparkling, and/or rosé wines (once in a while, you’ll get a cider or fortified wine to keep you on your toes). All of these bottles, unless we say otherwise, are ready to drink. We aren’t going to send you a wine and tell you not to drink it for ten years. That’s just cruel.

We don’t play favorites, but the wines are usually eclectic. You might see some hard-to-pronounce grapes from places you’re not familiar with. That’s okay. Knowing this stuff is what we do. Just enjoy, don’t stress. No matter where the wine is from, there’s still alcohol in it, so it can’t be that bad.

You get what you get.

But not as aggressive as that might have sounded in your head. More matter-of-fact. Confident, not hostile. You only drink red wine? We’re sure there’s a wine club out there for you. We don’t customize. Don’t like surprises? Sorry, you won’t know what’s in the box until it shows up at your door. If it helps, think of it as a monthly birthday present. Except you pay for it. Not sure that’s a great example. Anyway… we don’t promise you’ll love every wine, only that we do.

We source wines from all over the world, though we tend to lean towards European wines because (and we’re sure that we sound like a broken record at this point), that is what we drink. But there are no absolute rules. If we love it and want to share it with you, it will be in a box. And unlike other wine clubs that send members swill [read: leftover, bulk wine bottled specifically for their club], we aren’t buying second-rate wine and trying to trick people by giving it a catchy name and slapping a fancy label with some cute animal on it. We include only wines made by independent producers from a specific place. Feel free to look them up. Jay might be shady, but the wines aren’t.